Boxed Riesling Dreams and Wilted Rose Wishes! Smells Like Another Bachelorette Recap

Its episode 5 of America’s Least Favorite Pastime, The Bachelorette, and this week we’re crossing the Atlantic to stick in the faces of Europeans that while they may have culture, we have reality television. Go ‘Merica! This week the gang heads to Munich, Germany. Chris Harrison greets the guys and talks about everything that is […]

There He Goooooes, Mr. Nooooobody! – The Bachelorette Men Show That America Doesn’t Have Talent

Welcome to Week 4, and the start of the getaway dates on The Bachelorette. It’s time for Chris Harrison to announce the first getaway. What will it be – Australia, Thailand, Japan, Virgin Islands, Europe….ER! “We’re off to New Jersey!” “Whooooo-HUH?” Somehow the guys are making the most of it trying to convince us by […]

The 5 Ds of Dating on The Bachelorette – Drama, Dodge, Drink, Drown in Tears and DODGE (Awkward Breakups)!

Welcome back for Week 3. …If you’ve made it through the first two rounds of Chest Pumps and Tears, er The Bachelorette, then I think you’ll be up for this week’s episode. Things immediately kick into drama mode as Ben, the non-Friend-Seeking “Entrepreneur”, starts to cry about an invisible target on his back and how […]

Drama Tornado Alert! When Men’s Cycles Sync Up on The Bachelorette

Last week we were treated to the 2013 Big Douchenizzle on Campus during the season premiere of The Bachelorette. This week, things start to get going with our first one-on-one dates and the cry-baby inducing group date. As they say in the beginning of Mortal Kombat – Ready, Set, FIIIIIIIIGHT! The guys oogle and aagles […]

You Look Like You Need to Be Dipped! The Bachelorette Men Tell Too Much

It’s the start of Summer and while, for some, that means the start of swimsuit season, for me and my besties it means the start of… dun, dun, dunnnnnnnn – The Bachelorette! (Or, as I sometimes call it, that time I watch crazy dudes until Bachelor Pad starts, and we get to the real cra-cra […]